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September 5, 2026
Starring Piper Cobb
Balancing the books for The Vice Men was a simple task. Subtract expenses, account for the next gig, divide profit up evenly among all of my bandmates, put a fork in it, she's done. The PC did most of the work for me.
Balancing my personal checkbook was much more difficult. No matter what I'd set aside for my monthly play money, I always underestimated how much I'd lose at the casino tables. And, if I should somehow manage to avoid those gilded halls for four weeks, I'd end up blowing too much on rare cigarette trading cards via BayBid.
"Mister Piper Cobb, you'll drain yourself dry if you keep doing this..." (READ MORE)